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Searching For A Virgin

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GMail’s Contacts search surprises Dan by returning an unexpected result. Also, Dan is a beautiful person: his mobile phone says so. Continue reading

Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!

If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic, it’s JTA’s fault. You read it here first. Continue reading