Tag Archives: funny
Spee Kin Dork Weans Anguish
Darn desk covers eh Anguish languish, you sing eat toucan fusion Hanoi owl office fronds. Continue reading
Signs Seen in Service Stations
After a few motorway service station visits, Dan wonders how to drink alcohol in a parallel dimension, and whether its okay for Costa to make light of addictions. Continue reading
A New Keyboard
Dan already owns the best mouse in the world. Maybe it’s time for a new keyboard, too. But what’s this? Not what he expected, that’s for sure… Continue reading
Fetch Quest
Dan muses on the nature of the “fetch quest” in video game RPGs, and how we as a culture may be shaped by them to such a point that they will one day become acceptable in the real world, not just on computer screens. And he plans to take advantage of that fact, when the day comes. Continue reading
Searching For A Virgin
GMail’s Contacts search surprises Dan by returning an unexpected result. Also, Dan is a beautiful person: his mobile phone says so. Continue reading
HDMI Virus, or How I Became An Old Person
HDMI cables are over-marketed at the best of times. But Dan’s just discovered one that goes one step further, claiming to do the fundamentally impossible. And then, like an old person, he writes an irate letter. Continue reading
The Tampon Gun
Dan reminisces about weaponising tampons, back in about 2003, and then going on a rampage. It’s like paintball, only far, far cheaper. Continue reading
Wanted
Ah, Oxford. You are so eccentric. Dan shares a photograph he took. Continue reading
Meat To Please You
Dan asks vegetarians, “What’s with the fake meat?”, while musing on what unicorn might tastes like. Continue reading
PromisQity
Dan discovers a vinyard whose name makes it sound like it was something he came up with. Continue reading
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