Last Night’s Troma Night

I was going to write a post about how brilliant last night‘s Troma Night was, but Jimmy‘s beaten me to it.

The highlight for me must have been when the commanding officer of the “special” forces team in Primal Species shouted at his team after a training exercise because they took 15 seconds longer to complete the practice mission than he felt they should have: “15 seconds is a long time. They could kill 15 hostages in that time!”

I chirped up with, “What? They can only kill one per second?”

Jimmy responded, acting, “One…” blam “…mississippi, two…” blam “…mississippi, three…”