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A Three-Sentence Review Of Looper
A three-sentence review of Looper, the second-best of the three films in which Bruce Willis travels back in time and encounters a younger version of himself. Continue reading
Three Films I’d Watch (if anybody made them)
Dan pitches three movie ideas: “Knights of the Living Dead” (a twisted form of the Arthurian legends, with zombies), “My Daughter’s Hand” (a story of love, homophobia, and family), and “The Bone Wars” (a dramatisation of the real-life rivalry of two of the Victorian era’s most-famous palaeontologists). Continue reading
Quiet On Set
When you watch The Quiet Ones, listen out for Dan cycling past, complaining the whole way about the film crew that have taken up camp between him and his office. Continue reading
Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 2
In another bad cinema experience, Dan ends up watching the truly dreadful Piranha 3DD. Continue reading
Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 1
Dan goes to the cinema with Ruth and JTA, and they don’t watch a film. However, they do have a good old complain. Continue reading
Star Wars – Machete Order
Ruth, JTA, and Dan watch the Star Wars series in Machete Order – that is, episodes IV, V, II, III, then VI. Continue reading
The Artist
Dan and Ruth go to the cinema to see The Artist, and Dan shares his thoughts on it. Continue reading
On This Day In 1999
It’s 12 years to the day since Dan first downloaded a copy of The Matrix, whose massive 1.4GB bulk ate up virtually all of his spare hard drive space. How quickly these things become obsolete. Continue reading
First Class Film
Dan watches X-Men: First Class, and spots his office in the background during a part of the film. No; not the part with the battle between the jetfighter and the levitating submarine. Continue reading
Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!
If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic, it’s JTA’s fault. You read it here first. Continue reading
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